He got me on the pay phone with his boss as WHEX (Columbia, PA), a daytime station that literally shut down at night. He asked me my name and I said "Douglas Kruhoeffer." There was a long pause. "You don't understand. Our DJs are so stupid they'll never be able to say your name. They can't even say their own names. If you want to get $25 a week, you'll have to change it." So Paul Douglas was born. I was a senior in high school and I was hooked.