While sitting at Hinkle's recently, I decided to see what Wi-Fi was available in the area - just for fun. I've posted a screenshot from my phone of what I found. The fourth one down is "I Live Below Real River Rats." I'm not sure exactly what that means. Does the owner intend it literally, in that he or she actually resides in a structure with rodents living above the ceiling? Or is it meant as a nickname for us locals - you know, the one we Columbians call ourselves, as a symbol of pride.