Tuesday, May 19, 2015

And this is all that's left of a shocking experience

Shown above is the prime suspect and hapless victim in this morning's widespread power outage that originated at Sixth and Cherry Streets. This squirrel was instantaneously and simultaneously fried to a crisp and blown in half by a live wire it came in contact with, leaving behind part of a charred carcass.
Possible names for the crispy critter might be "Bernie" or "Charlie."

3 comments:

  1. You gonna eat that?

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  2. I said possible names might be Burn-ee or Char-lee. Is this mike on?

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